Life Is Short. So Are You.

Name: Life Is Short. So Are You.
Brand: My Store 2
Price: 15.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€15,00 EUR

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They say life is short. But let’s be honest — it’s you. You’re short.

Give your favourite short person a birthday card that gets straight to the point. A cheeky joke on the front, “Happy Birthday!” inside, and a hidden glitter surprise that spills out when opened.

Perfect for your best mate, sibling, or partner who’s heard every short joke. Probably not this one with glitter, though.

Small person. Big reaction.

Ready to gift — the glitter surprise is already prepared inside. No assembly needed.
Send it straight to them — have it delivered directly to the birthday person.
Your secret is safe — discreet outer packaging won’t reveal the glitter surprise.

They might not reach the top shelf. The glitter will find them anyway.

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FAQ

How does the glitter surprise work?

Our cards hide a glitter surprise inside. When the card is opened, the glitter spills out - turning an innocent greeting into a sparkling mess. Cue the laughter.

Does the card arrive ready to gift?

Yes! The glitter surprise is already prepared inside, so there’s no assembly needed. Just resist the temptation to peek inside before gifting it.

Can I send it directly to someone?

Absolutely. Enter their address as the delivery address at checkout, and we’ll send the surprise straight to them. Cards come exactly as shown, with no personalised messages.

Will the packaging reveal the surprise?

No spoilers here. Our discreet outer packaging won’t reveal what’s hiding inside. Your little secret is safe with us.

How long does delivery take?

Available destinations and shipping costs are shown at checkout. Delivery typically takes up to 10 business days, depending on your location. Order early to keep the birthday surprise on schedule!